Monday, 10 May 2010

Hardest substance known to man

I think I have discovered the hardest substance known to man and plan to make my millions from it.

I was hunting through the kitchen cupboard this evening for a bag of sugar to refill the bowl when I found an old carton of Lucozade Sport - Body Fuel Mix. This carton must have been in the cupboard for about a year and the lid had come loose and condensation had got in this had made it set rock hard.

I tried a carving knife, a rolling pin and then, for the heck of it, a hammer, it didn't even chip it...maybe I could sell it to the diamond business

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